Theresa May Launches Conservative Future Women

HOME SECRETRARY Theresa May will officially launch Conservative Future Women, a a new organisation dedicated to encouraging and supporting young women in Conservative Future, within the Conservative Party, London Spin can reveal. The group will provide training, support and guidance for Conservative women activists looking to get involved in politics, upcoming workshops include sessions on running for elected positions such as Council and Parliamentary seats.

Commenting on the launch, Councillor Clare Hilley, Chairman of Conservative Future Women said, “The Conservative Party has a long and proud history of encouraging women in politics and our organisation is committed to recruiting and encouraging women to put their names forward.”

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Watson Blames Intern Over Offensive Tweet

BLOATED Labour Chief Tom Watson has sensationally blamed his INTERN over an offensive Tweet, London Spin can reveal. The row caused emotional responses on Twitter with the hash tag #savetheintern gathering pace.

Watson said he would deal with the incident offline.

Huge Support for Trade Union Reform Campaign at Packed Launch Party

THE campaign to stop greedy Trade Union officials blowing taxpayers’ cash has formally kicked off, London Spin can reveal. At a packed out meeting in a plush room in Parliament, attendees enjoyed speeches from Cabinet Minister Eric Pickles and Liam Fox.

In his speech, Pickles said, “It’s not right that the public’s money is covertly being used to bankroll union activists. They are diverting resources away from frontline services, waging class war with public funds.”

“The public want their council tax frozen and their bins emptied every week. They don’t want it spent on trade unions’ political campaigning,” he added.

The event included bottled beer and cheese & pickle sandwiches.

CF Policy Chiefs Announced

THE directors of Conservative Future’s Policy Forum have been announced, London Spin can disclose. After a competitive pitch process, National Chairman Ben Howlett formally announced that Sam Emery and Rory White-Andrews will take up joint positions in the flagship policy branch of the Tory youth wing.

In a statement, Howlett said, “We are delighted to be able to announce that Sam Emery and Rory White-Andrews have been voted as Joint Directors of the CF Policy Forum. Both will have slightly different remits but will run the organisation jointly in the interests of members. The Regional College and National Executive believe that jointly both Directors will be able to lead the organisation, develop it into a strong organisation, slightly independent of the National Executive and therefore being able to represent members’ views directly with the policy making machinery of the Party. There is so much potential for the CF Policy Forum in the coming years leading to the 2015 General Election.

We wish the new Team the best of luck for the future and we look forward to them kick starting a series of events across the UK in the coming weeks. It is going to be a great future for the CF Policy Forum.”

Labour’s Andrew Pelling Threatens to Sue Eye Spy MP

FORMER Tory MP Andrew Pelling has sensationally threatened to take legal action against popular Westminster Twitter Account Eye Spy MP, London Spin can reveal. In a vicious online clash, the privately educated politician & investment banker boasted, “Let's have your name so that I can successfully sue you for libel like the Mail on Sunday.”

In a surprise move, Pelling was recently appointed as 'Special Correspondent' to controversial Croydon blog Inside Croydon, which is edited by Steven Downes, Secretary of the Sports Journalists' Association. Downes was forced to publicly apologise last year after making false claims that Gavin Barwell MP, who defeated Pelling the in the election, had broken the law.

Downes was unmasked as the anonymous author of the blog, which regularly targets elected Conservative officials, in the local press last year.

Pelling ended his online argument with Eye Spy MP saying, “Spotting others but not brave enough to say who you are.” “I think it silly that people hide their identities,” he added.

Pickles to Launch Trade Union Reform Campaign

ROLY POLY Cabinet Minister Eric Pickles has been lined up as the guest speaker to launch the Trade Union Reform Campaign, London Spin can reveal. Larger than life Eric, who currently serves as Communities Secretary will join Liam Fox and Aidan Burley for the bash, which is set to take place in the House of Commons tomorrow night.

An activist looking to attend the evening told this newspaper, “I’m tremendously excited about this historic event and it’s time for some campaigning.”

Online reports suggested that the event would include sandwiches and beer.

Tensions in Think Tank Tsar Race

TENSIONS are mounting in the race for the appointment of a CF Think Tank Tsar, London Spin can reveal. The new post will give a hugely prominent role to a leading activist to produce policy papers and recommendations on behalf of the youth wing of the Tory Party. Sources inside the National Executive Committee have told this newspaper that the candidates list is now down to five names, with the final decision expected over the weekend.

One source told this newspaper, “It’s going to be an incredibly difficult decision due to the high calibre of candidates in the running, but we want to make the right choice for the role.”