Parliament Street Strengthens Research Team

Leading UK think tank Parliament Street has strengthened its research team, with Grant Tucker joining to assist in research projects.

It is the latest announcement from the think tank, just weeks after former secretary of state for defence, Liam Fox, addressed its first anniversary party. The event attracted over 350 guests from across the Conservative movement.

Commenting on the announcement, Parliament Street founder and CEO Patrick Sullivan said, “Grant is one the most talented and best connected politicos in Westminster and will play a critical role in developing our research projects in the coming months.”

Tucker said, “I’m delighted to be joining such a fast-growing, collaborative organisation, committed to developing centre-right thinking in the UK.”

Parliament Street is planning to host a panel discussion lunch and evening drinks reception at Conservative Party conference in Manchester later in the year, where it is expected to announce its Parliamentary advisory board.

Saucy Lesbian Housekeeper’s Threesome Claims Rejected

A KINKY housekeeper allegedly FABRICATED claims that her Tory employers propositioned her for the THREESOME, London Spin can reveal. The employment tribunal threw out claims made by the anonymous woman about an anonymous MP.

In one claim she told the tribunal that the MP walked around naked in front of her.

Downing Street Affair Speculation Online

Passionate - Larry and Freya locked in a clinch

SOCIAL media sites are today buzzing with speculation about a salacious Downing Street affair, including the naming of the Downing Street cats Larry and Freya, London Spin can reveal. Although Number 10 refused to comment on the allegations, originally published in The Mail on Sunday, a source told the paper that the Prime Minister was left ‘stunned’ by the revelations.

A source that recently attended a Downing Street reception told this newspaper, “We walked out through the main door and saw the Larry and Freya locked in a passionate embrace and at least one of them was purring provocatively.”

“They looked very happy in each other’s company,” said the source.

When approached by this newspaper for comment, Larry the cat hissed and walked off.

Shagging Scandal Engulfs Number 10

A sensational sexual scandal has engulfed Number 10 Downing Street and left PM David Cameron ‘stunned’ London Spin can reveal. The story, revealed in a front page splash on tabloid newspaper The Mail on Sunday, reveals that details of the steamy sexual liaison and kinky romps cannot be reported for legal reasons. This newspaper knows the identities of those in question.

One source told the MoS, ‘This revelation is dynamite. None of us could believe it when we first heard it. Then we just thought, What a complete mess.’

Liam Fox Issues Rallying Call to Right-Wing Think Tank Parliament Street

FORMER Cabinet Minister Dr Liam Fox has sensationally addressed a Thatcherite gathering of over 270 members of Parliament Street – one of the UK’s most influential right-wing think tanks, London Spin can reveal. Fox, who has previously served as Secretary of State for Defence, delivered a rallying call to guests at the exclusive event in Walkers of Whitehall last night, calling for members to continue Thatcher’s legacy.

In his keynote address, Fox said that Parliament Street ‘Fills a key gap in the market’ and called on activists to fight for change in the party instead of jumping ship to UKIP. Fox went on to say that he had no time for members that took the easy way out describing defections as being the equivalent of a ‘fishing trip’ to loud cheers from the crowds.

The star-studded knees-up attracted some of the most senior members of the right-wing ecosystem, including senior strategists from the world of PR and lobbying, representatives from The Guido Fawkes blog, four MPs, several Parliamentary candidates, one Minister, and The Hoff.

The event also included a platter of glazed puff pastry sausage rolls and a limited selection of salmon canapés on a sweet oatmeal base.
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Met Officer Quits Over Thatcher Death Tweets

A SHAMED Police Officer has sensationally quit the Met over sickening comments about Lady Thatcher’s death on social networking site Twitter. In a string of vile comments, Jeremey Scott salaciously hoped for Thatcher’s death to have been "painful and degrading".

The resignation was accelerated after right-wing Thatcherite think tank Parliament Street revealed figures showing the Met’s shocking record on social media.

Commander Allan Gibson added: "This officer's behaviour was completely unacceptable and it is right that he has resigned."

Parliament Street Announces Anniversary Party

RIGHT-WING think tank Parliament Street has sensationally announced its one-year anniversary bash on April 24, London Spin can reveal.  

Sources close to the committee told this newspaper that the event will include a special ultra-sound guest speaker, along with £2.5K behind the bar. Click here to attend.